[1] What is your last name?
Duarte.

[2] What color is your mailbox?
Err...white?

[3] Are you available?
Yep.

[4] Who was your last kiss?
Moke, my golden retriever.

[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Nope, but I do have to drive under one!

[6] Are you taller than your mom?
By a lot.

[7] What curse do you say the most when your pissed?
One that you're not likely to get me to say here. O.o;;

[8] Are you God?
Not even close.

[9] What do you do to get over a broken heart?
Cry a little, whine a little, then eat chocolate and read books about dragons and get over it.

[10] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
I don't like writing in pen. At all.

[11] Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Not particularly.

[12] Do you often cry during a movie?
Like a baby.

[13] Last text message you recieved?
Dunno.

[14] Who sent it?
Probably Annette. <3

[15] Do you hate your life?
Nah. Tried that. It got boring.

[16] Do you get mad easily?
Yes. Yes I do.

[17] Do you drink?
Nope.

[18] What is your biggest pet peeve?
Improper grammar. And people who don't use turn signals while driving.

[19] Are you cold?
Nooo, I'm pleasantly warm!

[20] Do any of your friends have kids?
If you count former co-workers as friends...yes.

[21] Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
I don't think so.

[22] Who should pay on the first date?
The guy, of course.

[23] How many years older than you are you willing to date?
Well, the oldest I actually HAVE dated was 17 years older than me... And it was confirmed to be a bad idea. My answer is significantly lower now.

[24] Do you have any friends?
...

[25] Do you have any mean friends?
"Mean friends" is a big of an oxymoron, don't you think?

[26]What is the ugliest color in your opinion?
Pink.

[27] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand?
Yeah, but their distaste was justified. See #23.

[28] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
There aren't really any cliffs around, honestly.

[29] Have you ever contemplated suicide?
Not recently.

[30] Do you scratch your ears?
If they itch.

[31] Who was the last person to hug you?
My Mama.

[32] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
I'm too lazy to turn around to look at the tag.

[33] How tall are you?
Approximately 5'3".

[34] What is the closest green object?
My TI-83 calculator. Or my T-mobile phone. I like green. ^^

[35] What is on your feet?
Nothing. It was a really beautiful day. Grass feels good under my toes. Mmm...

[36] If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
Joshua. Or Caleb. Thank goodness I was a girl. O.o;;

[37] If you could go back to any time period when would it be?
19th Century Europe. Damn straight.

[38] Do you want to have kids?
Not on your life.

[39] What is the brightest color you're wearing?
Bluuuue.

[40] Who is the friend you have that you would never have thought you'd have?
Umm...I don't have many friends to begin with, and the ones I have I sort of expected to have. Haha.

[41] Who do you hate the most right now?
Hate is a strong word. See #23 and #27.

[42] Whats your mother's middle name?
Ann

[43] What kind of car do you want?
Volkswagon Golf. Yeeeeah. I'm that cool.

[44] What is your favourite video game?
The Hobbit for PS2.

[45] Do you like your dad?
Nope.

[46] Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Avatar: The Last Airbender. Hahaha.

[47] Are you wearing make up?
Nah. Too lazy.

[48] Do you have a tattoo?
Nope.

[49] Have you ever broken a pinata?
...Not that I can recall. It's a possibility.

[50] What time is it right now?
8:10 PM.

[51] Do you know how to draw?
Aren't you looking at my deviantart page?? NO.

[52] Who loves orange soda?
I doooo!

[53] Who is your hero?
My friend Nya, who is like a big sister to me.

[54] Who did you last IM?
Nya.

[55] Do you work a lot of hours?
I did...but now I'm out of a job due to an altercation with my boss. See #23, #27, and #41.

[56] Where were you 24 hours ago?
At my friend Samantha's house watching The Dark Knight with her and her boyfriend.

[57] Who was the last person that called you?
Samantha.

[58] Is there anything you regret?
See #23, #27, #41, and #55.

[59] Do you know where your family name originated from?
Portugal, so I've been told.

[60] Animal that creeps you out?
Insects of any kind.